Montreal Night Life VIP Blog

Montreal Nightlife VIP knows what it’s like to wake up after a wild night on the town with a massive hangover which is why we’d like to offer up some of our wisdom.

We know that if you book an event or weekend with us we will take the very best care of you but you must listen to this one rule careful: Do Not Plan 9AM Activities The Day After Your Night On The Town.

The reason for this rule is that although we know what’s best you might insist on 9AM activities and then our hands are tied because we aim to fulfill all your desires.  You see with only 2, 3, or if you’re lucky 4 hours of sleep the night prior, you won’t be to enthused to wake that next morning activity.

Once you’ve decided a time that you think your party will be fully awake at we still suggest avoiding a few activities until maybe later in the afternoon or later:

Wine tasting: A wine tasting after a night of drinking is probably not going to sit well with your hung over self.  So instead of spending the rest of the day in the washroom schedule this activity at a time when the wine will be welcomed instead of rejected.

La Ronde: Picture yourself waking up feeling a little nauseous and then going on roller coasters with all its ups and downs and up-side and side way turns.  Feeling a little sick just thinking of it?  Imagine going through it.  Wait until your stomach is stronger and can handle any goliath.

Trust in Montreal Nightlife VIP and we will make sure your weekend is spent partying with friends instead of with your toilet.

“Cabs are here!!!! So get your shit together and LET’S GOOOO!”

When John went roaming the streets of Montreal last time he said they have some primetime babes and I can’t wait to introduce them to the Snake.

“Check her out…she’s smoking hot and her friend is even more gorgeous from behind.  What’s going on though why are these girls so extremely good looking but at the same time untouchable?  We’ve been in this line for over half an hour already and we’ve only moved a couple inches.  At this rate no fine Montreal female will get to have her night revitalized by the getting better acquainted with me.”

John didn’t tell me about this part, that you have to wait in line for hours on end.  How did he do it to get next to all those dazzling dolls?

“Guys, do I have something on my shirt? Is it my breath? We’ve been in for forty-five minutes now and not one girl seems to be paying any attention to us only to those Tools in the VIP booths.  Maybe we should get one.  What?!? It’s too late? This is a bust. I’m calling John tomorrow to see what his secret is.”

John’s secret was he booked his Montreal adventure with Montreal Nightlife VIP.  No waiting in lines to get into the hottest clubs with the hottest females.  Instead forget about worrying what pick-up lines to use because with the VIP booths Montreal Nightlife VIP sets you up in will have the ladies flocking to you like bees to honey.

So just sit back, relax and enjoy the selection of females that will be throwing themselves at you!

New Years in Montreal as a VIP.

Does New Year’s always seem to fizzle instead of sizzle? If it seems like the big night is always a little bit of a letdown, maybe you need to reevaluate your game plan. These three simple but very important tips to get the most out of Montreal New Year’s parties might help.

Choose your company wisely: You love your friend and his wife, but they’re not very much fun to go out with. They never let loose, and are ready to pack it in by midnight. If you think New Year’s will be any different, you’re just fooling yourself. One of the best tips to get the most out of New Year’s parties is to head out with people who have similar partying styles. Another option is to go with a larger group so that when a few people decide to go home it doesn’t have to mean the end of your fun.

Pace yourself: Lots of people drink on New Year’s, but don’t overdo it to the point that you’re sick or ready for bed before the clock strikes midnight. If you head out early, you’ll have plenty of time to consume all the drinks you want, so take it easy.

Plan ahead: Ever notice that the people who are “up for anything” on New Year’s often end up doing nothing? The hottest parties are sold out early, so one of the most important tips to get the most out of New Year’s parties is to plan ahead. If you’re thinking about heading to the New Years XS party in Montreal, for example, get your tickets now. They will sell out before the big night!