Montreal Night Life VIP Blog

Montreal Nightlife VIP knows what it’s like to wake up after a wild night on the town with a massive hangover which is why we’d like to offer up some of our wisdom.

We know that if you book an event or weekend with us we will take the very best care of you but you must listen to this one rule careful: Do Not Plan 9AM Activities The Day After Your Night On The Town.

The reason for this rule is that although we know what’s best you might insist on 9AM activities and then our hands are tied because we aim to fulfill all your desires.  You see with only 2, 3, or if you’re lucky 4 hours of sleep the night prior, you won’t be to enthused to wake that next morning activity.

Once you’ve decided a time that you think your party will be fully awake at we still suggest avoiding a few activities until maybe later in the afternoon or later:

Wine tasting: A wine tasting after a night of drinking is probably not going to sit well with your hung over self.  So instead of spending the rest of the day in the washroom schedule this activity at a time when the wine will be welcomed instead of rejected.

La Ronde: Picture yourself waking up feeling a little nauseous and then going on roller coasters with all its ups and downs and up-side and side way turns.  Feeling a little sick just thinking of it?  Imagine going through it.  Wait until your stomach is stronger and can handle any goliath.

Trust in Montreal Nightlife VIP and we will make sure your weekend is spent partying with friends instead of with your toilet.

“Cabs are here!!!! So get your shit together and LET’S GOOOO!”

When John went roaming the streets of Montreal last time he said they have some primetime babes and I can’t wait to introduce them to the Snake.

“Check her out…she’s smoking hot and her friend is even more gorgeous from behind.  What’s going on though why are these girls so extremely good looking but at the same time untouchable?  We’ve been in this line for over half an hour already and we’ve only moved a couple inches.  At this rate no fine Montreal female will get to have her night revitalized by the getting better acquainted with me.”

John didn’t tell me about this part, that you have to wait in line for hours on end.  How did he do it to get next to all those dazzling dolls?

“Guys, do I have something on my shirt? Is it my breath? We’ve been in for forty-five minutes now and not one girl seems to be paying any attention to us only to those Tools in the VIP booths.  Maybe we should get one.  What?!? It’s too late? This is a bust. I’m calling John tomorrow to see what his secret is.”

John’s secret was he booked his Montreal adventure with Montreal Nightlife VIP.  No waiting in lines to get into the hottest clubs with the hottest females.  Instead forget about worrying what pick-up lines to use because with the VIP booths Montreal Nightlife VIP sets you up in will have the ladies flocking to you like bees to honey.

So just sit back, relax and enjoy the selection of females that will be throwing themselves at you!

The Montreal nightlife scene is one of the hottest nightlife scenes anywhere! Whether you are heading out during a Montreal bachelor party or other celebration, we can help you take your night out to a whole new level by providing VIP access to the Montreal nightlife. Here’s what you can expect at the Montreal nightclubs:

• NO lines
• NO cover charges
• Entry to posh VIP lounges
• Private tables or booths
• Bottle service
• TONS of attention from curious female patrons

Our VIP packages are designed to meet all of your travel needs, including your desire to experience the more elite side of the Montreal nightlife!

Sexy ladies at the Montreal night clubs

Have you ever wondered if the Montreal nightlife is really as wild as everyone says? Do you have your doubts that the Montreal nightclubs are really frequented by some of the most beautiful women on earth? Montreal VIP has tons of information on our site about the Montreal nightlife, but we know that sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. That’s why our site has a Montreal nightlife gallery featuring thousands of images…and we’re constantly adding more into the system. Some of the highlights of this feature are:

•    It contains candid images: Our Montreal nightlife gallery isn’t full of staged photos and pics of paid models. These are real people out for an amazing time at Montreal events such as Montreal New Years XS, Montreal nightclubs, Montreal supper clubs, and Montreal restaurants.

•    The Montreal nightlife gallery is organized into albums for your viewing pleasure: We have dozens of clearly-titled albums so you can quickly zero in on the aspect of Montreal you’re interested in most, whether it’s Montreal bachelor parties, the Montreal Grand Prix, or the Montreal nightlife on Halloween.

•    It’s searchable: Perform a search to instantly find exactly what you want. Just a few words that will return sizzling hot results are “kiss,” “dress,” and “strip.” We’ll leave it up to you to find some more.

Check back often to see the new additions to our Montreal nightlife gallery. Now you don’t have to take our word for it that Montreal is one of the world’s party capitals…you can see for yourself!

Photo from the "Montreal Party" section of our Montreal nightlife gallery

Sexy selection from our Montreal Stripclubs Pre Party collection

Every member of your Montreal bachelor party group will feel like a true VIP when you bypass the line-ups at the city’s best strip clubs and nightclubs. Once you’re in the door, Montreal Nightlife VIP will kick your celebrity status up a notch with VIP access and bottle service. Here’s a little more about these exclusive perks…

VIP access: Instantly getting inside the doors of the best clubs without paying a cover charge is an unforgettable experience in itself, but VIP access once you’re inside will truly blow you away! Your personal Montreal VIP host will take you behind the curtains of those VIP lounges you probably thought you’d never get a chance to see. Once inside, you’ll be seated at a VIP table or booth normally reserved for the most affluent and famous patrons. Expect curious stares, perhaps a few envious glares, and lots of female attention.

Bottle service: Once you’re settled into the best seats in the house, you’ll be served a bottle of fine liquor and all the mixers you’ll need to enjoy a few drinks right at your table. Choose from a 26-oz bottle of premium liquor, which includes Grey Goose and Belvedere, or get more bang for your buck with a 40-oz bottle of traditional liquor, such as Absolut or Captain Morgan.

If you want to get the party started right away, we can also arrange for bottle service at your Montreal hotel. Your VIP host will present a bottle to you at your first meeting to welcome you to Canada’s Sin Cité.

Bottle service at a Montreal night club

Two friends getting bottle service in a posh Montreal lounge

There’s no denying that the quality of the adult entertainment offered at many of Montreal’s strip clubs is world class. However, straining to see over the patrons in front of you or competing for the attention of a single girl can be frustrating. Wouldn’t it be nice to enjoy some private entertainment without the noise and distractions of the bar scene? It might sound like a fantasy, but it’s possible in Montreal. When you hire Montreal VIP, here are just a few of the private adult entertainment options available:

A show at the steakhouse: A juicy steak dinner at one of Montreal’s best restaurants to satisfy your hunger and a private show to satisfy those other desires. What else could a guy ask for? This is one private entertainment option that is available exclusively through Montreal VIP.

A private hotel show: There are few sights that are quite as tantalizing as two girls performing a private show in the comfort of your Montreal hotel room, suite, or penthouse. This private entertainment option really makes it easy to justify spending a night in.

Nyataimori: Have you heard of it? It’s the Japanese art of eating sushi off of a naked woman. Yummy! We’ll get you set up in a private room at a Japanese restaurant in the area so you can savor this delicacy away from prying eyes.

Of course, there are also very private areas at many of Montreal’s strip clubs where you can enjoy some one-on-one or group entertainment. If you have questions about the other private entertainment options available through Montreal Nightlife VIP, give us a call. You’ll be thrilled by the number of opportunities that await you.

Great company and lots of booze at a Montreal bachelor party

Ladies' night out at one of the best clubs in Montreal

You’re hitting the road and heading for sin cite. Before you depart for your Montreal bachelor party, though, there are a few items you need to pack. Consider the following list your Montreal bachelor party survival kit:

Tylenol and/or Gravol: We’ve got to warn you – a night of guzzling drinks at a Montreal nightclub or Montreal strip club can leave you hurting big time the next day. Bring something to stop the pounding in your head and calm your stomach so you can recover and get ready to do it all again.

Your best bar outfit: If you’re used to going out in ripped jeans and a baseball cap, buy something new before you come to Montreal. This city is a recognized fashion capital, and when people go out here, they dress to impress.

Cash: Not credit cards, not debit cards…cash. It’s totally untraceable, so you won’t have to worry about your girlfriend or wife going over your statements with a magnifying glass when they arrive.

The number of your VIP host: If you’re traveling with Montreal VIP, your group will have around the clock access to a dedicated VIP host. Keep his number close by in case you have a question about a Montreal strip club or want to make last-minute changes to your itinerary.

A cell phone: At least give the ladies the illusion they can check in on you whenever they like. One member at minimum should have a cell phone, but don’t be afraid to turn it off for a few hours when you head out.

Guys with all the liquor they need to survive the insane Montreal nightlife

Friends at an exclusive nightclub in Montreal

Montreal Nightlife as a VIP.

The Nightlife in Montreal is diverse, trendy, and cutting edge. Constantly changing, it’s tough to know what hot and what’s not. The next challenge comes with what Hot and getting a group of guys in, not an easy feat in Montreal. On your next visit to the Montreal night clubs, make sure it’s done right.

Planning a bachelor party in Montreal, follow the link for great resources on things you need to plan for.

Let Montreal Nightlife VIP make your trip one with class, convenience and VIP’ness that will make your trip truly perfect.

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How to Enjoy Montreal Nightlife as a VIP on New Year’s.

Does New Year’s always seem to fizzle instead of sizzle? If it seems like the big night is always a little bit of a letdown, maybe you need to reevaluate your game plan. These three simple but very important tips to get the most out of Montreal New Year’s parties might help.

Choose your company wisely: You love your friend and his wife, but they’re not very much fun to go out with. They never let loose, and are ready to pack it in by midnight. If you think New Year’s will be any different, you’re just fooling yourself. One of the best tips to get the most out of New Year’s parties is to head out with people who have similar partying styles. Another option is to go with a larger group so that when a few people decide to go home it doesn’t have to mean the end of your fun.

Pace yourself: Lots of people drink on New Year’s, but don’t overdo it to the point that you’re sick or ready for bed before the clock strikes midnight. If you head out early, you’ll have plenty of time to consume all the drinks you want, so take it easy.

Plan ahead: Ever notice that the people who are “up for anything” on New Year’s often end up doing nothing? The hottest parties are sold out early, so one of the most important tips to get the most out of New Year’s parties is to plan ahead. If you’re thinking about heading to the New Years XS party in Montreal, for example, get your tickets now. They will sell out before the big night!

Boasting literally hundreds of bars, pubs, lounges, supper clubs, and strip clubs, Montreal is a city with a booming nightlife and top New Years destination. Because of the plethora of establishments, finding the best Montreal nightlife hotspots can be a challenge. Your personal Montreal nightlife VIP host will be your guide to the best of Montreal’s nightlife, getting you instant access to clubs and restricted VIP areas. Montreal’s nightlife is concentrated in four areas of the city, and you can explore any or all of them when you hire Montreal nightlife VIP. Choose to party in…

Le Plateau Mont Royal: It’s one of Canada’s trendiest neighborhoods and home to some of the most exclusive Montreal nightlife establishments. Getting into the Montreal nightlife establishments here can be a challenge if you’re not on the list, but our personal hosts can get you to the front of the line and in the doors in an instant.

The Latin Quarter: If you want to experience the more laidback nightlife in Montreal, this is the place to be. Bars serving local brews, clubs with an international flair, a massive summer jazz festival, and the Just for Laughs comedy fest can all be found here.

Gay Village: Don’t let the name fool you. This area features plenty of Montreal nightlife establishments that gay and straight people alike will be sure to enjoy.

Crescent Street, Bishop Street, and Ste-Catherine Street West: Festivals, events, live entertainment, and plenty of strip clubs, bars, nightclubs, cafes, and Irish pubs make this area the center of Montreal’s nightlife.